Why you should vote for me as the next president.

"There are a lot of evil people in this world, people like that usher that likes seizing phone–nonsense woman–your math teacher that said if you don't know calcus you'll never get into uni–shey you've entered school and she's still teaching that mumu subject, nonsense! That evil woman that tried to make you right handed when you were left handed, the people selling fanta 150, that woman that told me to take "two money" and collected my big money (Thunder will fire this one), Desmond Elliot and that mumu Elon Mustapha that is using your binance to play, shey if you too you're not a mumu you'll use the money and buy Amala from mummy Taofeek and you'll know that you enjoyed yourself, eh eh as i was saying, people are evil in this world o but nobody beats those monsters that text you "We need to talk"

This sentence was made by the devil himself, shey izz this sentence that they use and break my heart, God will still punish Femi.

If you vote for me i'll make sure i ban this statement and anybody that uses this will be made to pay a fine of 200k, Segun that cannot buy you boile, how will he start the break up message now?"

If electoral candidates made this sort of promises life would be easier, constantly promising people and making people vote for you out of lies and false promises, people don’t need much to be convinced, people are gullible and no matter how much they want to justify themselves with the term people don’t like the truth it will never work, people like the truth, this generation does, how do you want to alleviate poverty in 4 years? How do you want to get everybody employed in 4 years? Is your daddy a baba? Honourable Minister Ogbomosho, are you now flying? Yes, you want to focus on real problems and make people believe that there’s a way out but, why not start small? Why don't you try dealing with the little things then proceed to solving bigger problems? Corruption is bad and you want to wipe the country clean of it but have you wiped your kitchen’s window? We were promised a lot but all we’ve got is terrible inflation and fanta being 150 naira. This doesn’t just apply to politicians and people in the government, this applies to all of us, make realistic promises and don’t tell me to send my account number if you don’t want to die unfortunately.