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The guidance counsellor.

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The first time I watched Dumebi video I loved it, I didn't really use social media then, I wanted to be a doctor so life was just vibes and books, so I didn't even know who the director was.  Dumebi received a lot of backlash and pople called it confusing and childish, some said it made no sense but, I liked it, it was different, it wasn't like one of those regular videos where the director basically acts out the lyrics of the song and calls it "Film-making" It was coined out of a different perspective and although it seemed like the video had nothing to do with the song, it had everything to do with the sound. The crazy director who shot that video is  ADEMOLA FALOMO   DUMEBI–REMA During my search on the Internet I found out, Ademola Falomo is a Nigerian and Dubai Based Filmmaker. He has Created series of Branded Contents, Music Videos and Documentaries, he has a unique style of Portraying the youth culture with every project he embarks o...

MY INDEFINITE PAIRS–The boys in the band.

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" Show me a happy homosexual and I'll show you a gay corpse"  This film was absolutely lovely, depicted art, love, drama and homosexuality, it gave insight into what could go on in a queer man's mind and the battle they fought in themselves, I think it wasn't to be watched as a collective, but individually, each viewer was not expected to watch it as whole, but the focus was on two characters at a time, each character had an indefinite pair, they related to none but one and all.  My pair is Harold and Michael.  I cannot decide who my favorite character is between, Harold and Micheal, they were alike and yet different, they were a match and yet they weren't. I saw Harold as one who hated himself, and accepted that he did, he loved art and he understood that the greatest lie one could tell was the one told to oneself, he was paranoid and constantly bothered about physical appearance, but unlike most people he didn't lie ab...

This is a cry for help.

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Do you ever just get tired of living? Things become so hard you wish everything could stop and you could just take a break from existing, the constant late nights and your horrible sleep schedule, you scroll through the internet with no zeal to reply messages and even the memes that made you laugh no longer help, I know how it feels, it's Sapa that wants to kill you. It's killing me too and if you don't send me money I'll drink Pepsi and die, if you also choose to ignore this message, you're anti black. 2177444980 Zenith bank.

Insanity is the reason for scarcity.

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" We are all mad" You're mad, she is mad, he is mad, your ex is mad, Buharee is mad, your landlord is mad, they are mad, everybody is mad.  Humans have the constant need to give things a bigger meaning, we want to be so conscious of our humanity that we try to explain everything, in order to convince ourselves that we are better than other species and that's exactly why somebody woke up and decided to group names, animals, places and things into one category, and, another decided that he wanted to extend the group and added "ideas". Often times I wonder what if these words and things never existed, what if one human didn't want to be remembered so bad and had just sat in his house sipping tea and had left everybody to their business, what if the word happiness didn't exist? What if the word sadness didn't exist? What if money didn't exist? What if all the things that people term as success didn't exist? And, what if success di...

My love song- Someone to stay by Vancouver Sleep clinic

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"I'm feeling something, I don't know what i'm feeling but i'm feeling something and that feeling is beautiful, it feels like the sound of a baby's laughter, it feels like i'm being told I look beautiful while i'm crying, it feels like getting a good review for my work, if feels like getting my dream job, if feels like what I would feel if I got to meet my idol, I don't know what feeling this is, but I love it and I want to feel it again, so i'll put the song on repeat." I guess this is more of a reaction than a review cause this is my first listen and i'm here crying but I want to capture this emotion, this feeling, I want to pencil it down so I can remember how beautiful this song was the first time i heard it. The chords, the drums, the way his voice was in perfect symphony with the rhythm, the perfect sync, the ad-libs, the background orchestra, maybe this is love. I would say this song has no flaw, but if this is really ...

How to identify the mad person.

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"Tobi, what about that your babe na?" "Which babe? Are you mad?" "Ahn, ahn, why are you shouting? Me i’m not mad o, that girl na, Ngozi abi ki loruko eh?" "Wo, she’s not my babe o, girl e ti ya werey" "Eh?" "Eba, shey you din hear? I say she have craze, she almost stab oga landlord, she even broke his my TV that I on credit, me i’m still paying gbese, she’s not my anything abeg" "Ahn ahn, Segun, that quiet girl, what did you people do to her?" "Which one is you people? Farabale o, see how you just concluded that i did something like jumping frog" "Wo, ode talk" "Eh, shey you know that i’m bisexual, she say that me and oga landlord we’re doing...shino" "Eh? but oga landlord is not gay na" "Shey i’m telling you that she’s mad, come and see how his wife was shouting eh" "But why would she think that, ahn ahn, something must have made her thing like that,...

Why you should vote for me as the next president.

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"There are a lot of evil people in this world, people like that usher that likes seizing phone–nonsense woman–your math teacher that said if you don't know calcus you'll never get into uni–shey you've entered school and she's still teaching that mumu subject, nonsense! That evil woman that tried to make you right handed when you were left handed, the people selling fanta 150, that woman that told me to take "two money" and collected my big money (Thunder will fire this one), Desmond Elliot and that mumu Elon Mustapha that is using your binance to play, shey if you too you're not a mumu you'll use the money and buy Amala from mummy Taofeek and you'll know that you enjoyed yourself, eh eh as i was saying, people are evil in this world o but nobody beats those monsters that text you "We need to talk" This sentence was made by the devil himself, shey izz this sentence that they use and break my heart, God will still punish Fe...